Inter Species Wrestling – “Processed Cheese” – Results

Results from June 17, 2006 – Gatineau, Quebec

The show opened up with a battle royal, in which the last 2 men standing would then face off in the main event to determine the first ever Inter Species Champion. Viking and Max Boyer were the 2 surviving competitors in a match involving the entire ISW roster, and a giant goat.

MVP made his debut, crushing another first timer – King Sphinx.

The Badd Boys – Brad and Chad made their presence felt when they defeated X and Dick Driggers in a matter of minutes.

In a battle pitting the hairy against the homeless, Beast was victorious over Stinky.

Moohammad the Terrorist Cow defeated Flip D. Berger in the first ever “Barnyard Brawl.” Absolutely insane contest, which saw the use of such objects as chairs, a trashcan, a mailbox, a hamburger, and a cow bell! The finish came when Moohammad powerbombed Flip D. Berger off of the top rope, onto a pile of LEGO! If you’ve ever stepped on a piece of Lego before, you know this hurt.

Team Wokka Wokka Wokka, Equinox and Shane Storm, outlasted Cheech and Cloudy, Gorelust’s Army, and the Metamorphically Inclined Rangers of Power in the second ever Inter Species Scramble. A team known only as “The Menendez Brothers” were set to take part in this match, but they were EATEN backstage by zombies – who then took their place.

Kid Kamikaze defeated Hydra in the second installment of his ‘Kid Kamikaze Invitational.’

The team of Giant Tiger and Fred La Merveille triumphed over Twiggy and Beef Wellington in an absolutely ridiculous tag team affair.

Main event action saw Viking defeat Max Boyer with a lariat, to become the inaugural Inter Species Champion. This match was what you’d expect from these two, knowing their prior history. Blood. Chairs. And all out chaos.

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