Results from August 13, 2006 – Montreal, Quebec
Inter Species Wrestling – Brad/Chad Badd (dunno which one, they’re twins!) defeated The Bruise with a heart punch.
IWS – Beef Wellington vs. Sexxxy Eddy vs. Kid Kamikaze – IWS’ first match of the day involved ladders and moves into thumbtacks by all 3 men, Sexxxy Eddy was able to pull out the victory with a frog splash.
Inter Species Wrestling – In the third ever Inter Species Scramble – the Fun Seekers (Twiggy and the Inter Species Wrestling debut of Pornstar Juan, managed by Rikki Radcliff) defeated the teams of Gorelust’s Army (Zombified and Izzie Deadyet), Lady and the Tramp (Stinky the Homeless Guy and Flip D. Berger), and a mystery team. The mystery team ended up being the debuting El Hijo Del Bamboo – a panda even bigger(and twice as cuddly) than his deceased father.
Inter Species Wrestling – Stinky the Homeless Guy defeated Zombified in a hard hitting, high flying affair.
IWS – Canadian title match – Reigning champion, Player Uno, successfully defended his title against Jagged, Sexxy Eddy, Jimmy Stone, and Dan Paysan – after hitting a goomba stomp/brainbuster combo on Paysan.
IWS – Beef Wellington defeated Dan Paysan.
Inter Species Wrestling – Inter Species Title match – Viking, the champ, defeated Moohammad the Terrorist Cow and Kenny the Bastard in a hard hitting, bloody brawl. All 3 men brutalized eachother with chairs, and barbedwire bats. After immobilizing Moohammad with a Thai knee stomp while his head was stuck in an open chair – crushing/wrapping the chair around his head – Viking hit a cop killer on Kenny on a barbedwire bat for the win, and successful title defense.
IWS – WARPED ’06 MAIN EVENT – Carribbean barbedwire rope match for the IWS Tag Team Titles – In a taste of old school IWS – The Hardcore Ninjaz successfully defended their titles against the team once known as “Green Drugs” – The Green Phantom and PCP Crazy F’N Manny. Brutal, brutal match. Blood. Busted chairs. Broken tables. Singapore canes. Fighting in the crowd. Everything an old school IWS match could be. Manny sliced his leg to ribbons on the barbed wire ropes. The finish came when Ninja #1 took Manny out of the equation by putting him through a table with a dive off the top of a UHAUL truck – and then returned to the ring to annihilate the Green Phantom with Pearl Harbour.
On behalf of all of us in ISW/IWS – I’d like to thank the folks at the Vans Warped Tour for having us. We hope to do it again next year.
*Photographs from the event are available on the IWS website.*