Courtesy of CZWFans and Micheal Rotch:
Inter Species Wrestling presents “Hot Summer Rubdown”
Live at Les Foufounes Électriques in Montreal, Quebec, Canada
June 29, 2008
Preshow Notes: Gorelust and Roadkill, the official ISW mascot, are out shilling tickets for the show outdoors. Ring truck showed up reaaaaal late, however they gave out free t-shirts and everyone’s having a fun time anyway. Ain’t no party like an ISW party.
1. Giant Tiger as Special Guest Referee: The Bear def. Beef Wellington. Beef’s opponent? THE BEAR, the bear that Beef defeated with at the IWS fifth anniversary show, teamed with him all the way to the second round of the 2005 CHIKARA Tag World Grand Prix, then turned his back on Beef at Slamtasia. How the hell Giant Tiger managed to get The Bear to return to the ring, no one knows. Giant Tiger introduced his new friend to the crowd – a rather large muscular man named Oily Norman. Norman spent the whole match standing on the stage in short shorts, baby oiling himself up…sensually. GT claimed that he was part of his “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.” In what can only be described as Montreal Screwjob II, The Bear defeats Beef Wellington with help from Giant Tiger. Per the rules, the Giant Tiger/Beef Wellington 73 Hour Encounter will be released to the public by Giant Tiger. The crowd chanted for Giant Tiger to rape Beef. Post match, the bear continued to assault Beef – despite Giant Tiger demanding that he stop. This lead to a shoving match between GT and the Bear, ending in Giant Tiger landing a dropkick – sending the bear to the outside. He then extended his hand in friendship to Beef – who accepted – as Tiger angrily shouted “I hate you, but I fuckin’ respect you!!!”
2. ISW Galactical Title: Player Uno def. Kevin Steen. Steen dragged Uno from the backstage area by his mask, interrupting the free DVD handout. He claimed that he’d waited long enough, and that his babysitter charges extra past midnight – and he wants his title match, now! He then proceeded to break about 15 DVDs over Uno.
3. Three-Way Dance: Michael Von Payton def. Stinky the Homeless Guy and El Hijo del Bamboo. MVP wins with a second rope leg sweep on El Hijo del Bamboo. A crying shame.
4. THE BADD MATCH: Badd Boys def. All Comers Brad and Chad Badd kicked ass and took somewhere in the range of 20 names down with them in a handicapped match, then went off and fucked your mother behind Foufs. Didn’t even know she was there, did you? Yeah, she’s a rat for the entire Badd family.
5. Winner Eats the Loser: Moohammad the Terrorist Cow def. Flip D. Burger Flip gave out free hamburgers to the crowd. Moohammad defeated Flip after interference from his younger brother – Moooooostafa. The match included plenty of crazy lego bumps, including curb stomps, and fisherman buster.
6. Teacher and Student vs Zombie and Zombie: El Generico and Twiggy d. Izzie Deadyet and Zombified Simply described as “match of the decade”. After the match – Gore and Izzie Deadyet turned on Zombified. His losing ways were finally too much for them to deal with, and Izzie destroyed him with 3 tombstone piledrivers.
Next date to be announced soon.