Inter-Species Wrestling Press Release:
For Immediate Release:
Mike Rotch
Inter Species Wrestling
http://www.interspecieswrestling.com
MAN UP!
Moohammad the Terrorist Cow shocked the world at SLAMTASIA 2, when it was revealed that he hadn’t eaten the man formerly known as Flip D. Berger – but brainwashed him, instead. Shocking the world wasn’t enough for the mad cow, though. Moohammad is coming off 2 big losses. A match in which he could have become the #1 contender for the Inter Species Title – held by Player Uno. As well as a match for the Other Title, of course, held by Stinky the Homeless Guy. The mad bombing bovine called up Inter Species Wrestling’s offices, and stated that he needed to make a statement. A statement that could only be made by stepping in the ring with a real man’s man. Someone who is known for their manliness, so he could break them – and prove to the world that despite everything – he is still someone they should respect and fear.
We then checked the booking sheet.
Kevin Steen? Booked in the main event against Player Uno.
El Generico? Not available on April 12.
Michael Von Payton? Taking on El Hijo Del Bamboo.
Rematch with Stinky? He’s got his hands full with Flip.
We went through the entire list, more than once – and came upon a name. Someone who hasn’t been around in well over a year. A true man’s man, to say the least. On April 12, at “WHAM! BAM! Thank You, Ma’am!” – Moohammad will take on all 10 inches of STEVE! She was the she, who turned out to be a he – and for the first time since February 2008′s “Love Hurts” – the prettiest man in Inter Species Wrestling will make his return.
Will Steve be a stepping stone for the terrorist cow? Or will he fall prey to the vicious third leg of the dude with the nice rack?
MERCH O’ RAMA!
As many of you know – we recently replenished our supply of t-shirts and hoodies, for the purpose of selling them during our night 2 appearance at Chikara’s big-time King of Trios 2009 event. Well, folks, this time around – we’ve added more to our shill-load. Also present on the Inter Species Wrestling merch table will be…
-Copies of every DVD release we’ve ever put out. From “One Hit Wonder!?” to “Slamtasia 2″ – it’ll be on the table.
-5 x 7″ photographs of the Inter Species Wrestling roster. Smaller is cuter. Fudge an 8 x 10″, I say!
-Buttons! Buttons of your favourite Inter Species Wrestlers, and logos!
-And for the first time ever – Inter Species Wrestling girly shirts. The exact same shirts that the guys are sporting, except in girly form. Put your boobies in one of these bad boys.
Our website will be undergoing a redesign and relaunch in the new future. With this relaunch, for the first time ever, there will be a merchandise section – where you can order shirts, dvds, and whatever other merch you desire. Before this, some of our stuff was only available wherever we were. Now, with us having fans all over the freakin’ place – we figured, hey, let’s hook ‘em up.
There ya go!
More to come. Stay tuned.
-Mike Rotch
El Presidente – Inter Species Wrestling