Inter Species Wrestling

Results from June 17, 2006 – Gatineau, Quebec

The show opened up with a battle royal, in which the last 2 men standing would then face off in the main event to determine the first ever Inter Species Champion. Viking and Max Boyer were the 2 surviving competitors in a match involving the entire ISW roster, and a giant goat.

MVP made his debut, crushing another first timer – King Sphinx.

The Badd Boys – Brad and Chad made their presence felt when they defeated X and Dick Driggers in a matter of minutes.

In a battle pitting the hairy against the homeless, Beast was victorious over Stinky.

Moohammad the Terrorist Cow defeated Flip D. Berger in the first ever “Barnyard Brawl.” Absolutely insane contest, which saw the use of such objects as chairs, a trashcan, a mailbox, a hamburger, and a cow bell! The finish came when Moohammad powerbombed Flip D. Berger off of the top rope, onto a pile of LEGO! If you’ve ever stepped on a piece of Lego before, you know this hurt.

Team Wokka Wokka Wokka, Equinox and Shane Storm, outlasted Cheech and Cloudy, Gorelust’s Army, and the Metamorphically Inclined Rangers of Power in the second ever Inter Species Scramble. A team known only as “The Menendez Brothers” were set to take part in this match, but they were EATEN backstage by zombies – who then took their place.

Kid Kamikaze defeated Hydra in the second installment of his ‘Kid Kamikaze Invitational.’

The team of Giant Tiger and Fred La Merveille triumphed over Twiggy and Beef Wellington in an absolutely ridiculous tag team affair.

Main event action saw Viking defeat Max Boyer with a lariat, to become the inaugural Inter Species Champion. This match was what you’d expect from these two, knowing their prior history. Blood. Chairs. And all out chaos.

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Results from Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 – Bogey’s World, Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Sexxxy Eddy vs. Kenny the Bastard vs. King Sphinx
-The pose-off between Sexxy Eddy and King Sphinx lasted until 4:30. Sexxy Eddy won with the Total Sexxxtasy on King Sphinx at 13:04 or 8:34 after the end of the pose-off/second bell.

Badd Boys (Chad Badd and Brad Badd) vs. Frank Mancini and Dirk Driggers
-Badd Boys won with their double team catapult into a clothesline on Frank Mancini at 3:31.

Third Installment of the Kid Kamikaze Invitational: Kid Kamikaze vs. Justin White
Kid Kamikaze beat Justin White with a roll-up at 10:36.

Grudge Match of the Century: Giant Tiger vs. Beef Wellington
-Beef Wellington beat Giant Tiger with a shoulder tackle at 0:31.

Grudge Match of the Century II: Electric Bugaloo Beef Wellington vs. Giant Tiger
-New match started after Giant Tiger threatened to fornicate with Beef Wellington’s father, again. Match ruled a no-contest at 5:59 after a Bear wearing a Combat Zone Wrestling shirt came into the ring and hit Beef Wellington with a chair.

Dream Partners Tag Match: Lady and the Tramp (Flip D. Berger and Stinky the Homeless Guy) vs. When Animals Attack (Moohammad, the Terrorist Cow and the Iron Sheep)
-Flip D. Berger pinned the Iron Sheep with an Apple Piledriver at 13:04.

Coal Miner’s Glove Match: Twiggy vs. Fred la Merveille
-Twiggy hit Fred with the Coal Miner’s Glove for the win after 11:23.

El Generico vs. Zombified
-The Pro Wrestling Guerrilla champion, El Generico, won with the BRAAAAAAINBUSTTTAAAH!!! at 10:41

Kill Uno II: Kevin Steen vs. Player Uno
-Kevin Steen killed Uno with a Package Piledriver at 14:33.

“Canadian Dynamite” Maxime Boyer vs. Michael Von Payton
-MVP submitted to Boyer at 13:41.

Inter Species Title Casket Match: Viking vs. Izzy Deadyet
-Inter Species Champion, Viking, defended his title stuffing into the casket Izzy Deadyet, King Zombie Gorelust and a third unnamed Zombie who was hiding in the casket and then closing the lid at 11:59. To celebrate his victory, Viking climbed to the top rope and dropped a Thai knee stomp onto the casket, breaking the lid and crushing the three zombies.

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Results from August 13, 2006 – Montreal, Quebec

Inter Species Wrestling – Brad/Chad Badd (dunno which one, they’re twins!) defeated The Bruise with a heart punch.

IWS – Beef Wellington vs. Sexxxy Eddy vs. Kid Kamikaze – IWS’ first match of the day involved ladders and moves into thumbtacks by all 3 men, Sexxxy Eddy was able to pull out the victory with a frog splash.

Inter Species Wrestling – In the third ever Inter Species Scramble – the Fun Seekers (Twiggy and the Inter Species Wrestling debut of Pornstar Juan, managed by Rikki Radcliff) defeated the teams of Gorelust’s Army (Zombified and Izzie Deadyet), Lady and the Tramp (Stinky the Homeless Guy and Flip D. Berger), and a mystery team. The mystery team ended up being the debuting El Hijo Del Bamboo – a panda even bigger(and twice as cuddly) than his deceased father.

Inter Species Wrestling – Stinky the Homeless Guy defeated Zombified in a hard hitting, high flying affair.

IWS – Canadian title match – Reigning champion, Player Uno, successfully defended his title against Jagged, Sexxy Eddy, Jimmy Stone, and Dan Paysan – after hitting a goomba stomp/brainbuster combo on Paysan.

IWS – Beef Wellington defeated Dan Paysan.

Inter Species Wrestling – Inter Species Title match – Viking, the champ, defeated Moohammad the Terrorist Cow and Kenny the Bastard in a hard hitting, bloody brawl. All 3 men brutalized eachother with chairs, and barbedwire bats. After immobilizing Moohammad with a Thai knee stomp while his head was stuck in an open chair – crushing/wrapping the chair around his head – Viking hit a cop killer on Kenny on a barbedwire bat for the win, and successful title defense.

IWS – WARPED ’06 MAIN EVENT – Carribbean barbedwire rope match for the IWS Tag Team Titles – In a taste of old school IWS – The Hardcore Ninjaz successfully defended their titles against the team once known as “Green Drugs” – The Green Phantom and PCP Crazy F’N Manny. Brutal, brutal match. Blood. Busted chairs. Broken tables. Singapore canes. Fighting in the crowd. Everything an old school IWS match could be. Manny sliced his leg to ribbons on the barbed wire ropes. The finish came when Ninja #1 took Manny out of the equation by putting him through a table with a dive off the top of a UHAUL truck – and then returned to the ring to annihilate the Green Phantom with Pearl Harbour.

On behalf of all of us in ISW/IWS – I’d like to thank the folks at the Vans Warped Tour for having us. We hope to do it again next year.

*Photographs from the event are available on the IWS website.*

Results from December 9, 2005 – Valleyfield, Quebec
An exhibition match opened the show, in which “Saint” Stephen Elias successfully defended his JPW title in a 3 way against Guyver and “World Renowned” Steve Brown.

Moohammad the Terrorist Cow and Beast defeated Flip D. Berger and Stinky the Homeless Guy, when Moohammad forced Stinky to tap out to “cattle mutilation.” Scheduled to be a singles meeting between Flip and the Cow, Moohammad claimed Flip wasn’t worthy of a one on one encounter – and suggested he find a partner. The McDork headed backstage, and when he asked if anyone would be his partner – he was met with a simultaneous “NO” from most of the roster. He then headed outside, where he spotted a homeless man – holding a “Will Wrestle For Food” sign, and the tag match was on.

In 6 man comedy action – The Nintendorks defeated Thundercock. Ending saw Uno pin Link after a version of John Cena’s “FU.” His partners, Double Dragon, took offense in the fact that his “FU” was “too nice.” They then attacked Uno, and quit the promotion. They haven’t been seen since.

Fred La Merveille beat Twiggy. Post match, Twiggy received a Christmas gift – sent from ISW owner Mike Rotch. He opened it up, and was quite happy to find albums from two of his favourite bands – Rush and April Wine – on cassette. He then randomly hugged ring announcer Michael Llakor.

Gorelust’s undead army defeated Viking, after the reanimated corpse of Helga – Queen of the Sea World entered the ring to assist them. She now goes by the oh-so-cool name of “HELLga.”

Beef Wellington jumpkicked Pipe to death, after he interrupted his lifetime achievement ceremony. Inter Species Wrestling honoured Beef for bringing man vs. animal matches into the forefront of professional wrestling. We gave him a cake.

Kid Kamikaze was victorious in the first ever Kid Kamikaze Invitational. His opponents were Sexxxy Eddy, The Amazing Darkstone, and a fella named Rip Impact.

“SuperStyle” Maxime Boyer defeated “Mr. Wrestling” Kevin Steen in an incredibly physical match, that went all over.

In the main event, Damian defeated Bamboo in an all-out massacre. After scoring the 3 count, Damian grabbed the microphone and asked the crowd if they want him to kill the already endangered bear. They said “yes.” We said “no!!” He didn’t listen to us, though. He dragged the beaten bear up the stairs to the venue’s balcony, and continued his assault on the WWF (not that one) poster boy. He beat him mercilessly with chairs, as the ISW roster poured out of the entrance way – pleading for him to stop. Damian listened, as he halted the assault with the steel chair – and then threw the unconscious body of Bamboo off of the balcony, and onto the hard floor below. People cried. People screamed.

Bamboo died on January 1, 2006. Damian was suspended indefiniately.

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Results from August 26, 2005 – Valleyfield, Quebec

Moohammad the Terrorist Cow forced Spliff Jones to submit to “cattle rejuvenation.”

In the final match of his career – Jolly Roger defended the honor of James T. Hook by defeating a real LIVE alligator! We wish him well in his retirement.

Viking conquered “Queen of the Sea World” Helga, in a bout to see which Viking would reign supreme within Inter Species Wrestling.

Player Uno stomped Ultramantis Black.

Fred La Merveille squeezed the life out of Ketchup! Post match, Fred continued his assault – only for Mustard to make the save for his partner.

Thundercock’s Jimmy Stone and Link outlasted 3 other teams consisting of zombies, animals, and Double Dragon in the first ever Inter Species Scramble.

Twiggy defeated “Sweet n’ Sour” Larry Sweeney to become the ICWICWA Texarkana Television Champion.

In the main event, the team of Mike Quackenbush, Skayde, and Lance Steel were victorious over Damian, Kid Kamikaze, and Excess in an excellent trios match.

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