Inter-Species Wrestling Press Release:
For Immediate Release:
Mike Rotch
Inter Species Wrestling
http://www.interspecieswrestling.com
HOW’BOUT A BIG ONE!?
We stated a few days ago that this week would be a huge one, news-wise – and we weren’t lying! Two new matches signed this week – with one more in the works, to hopefully be announced this weekend.
BADD CHALLENGE? ACCEPTED!
Folks, in some of the most astonishing Inter Species Wrestling news to date – the Badd Boys’ challenge has been accepted by a team that nobody expected would EVER step foot in our ring. No, this is not to say that we’ve never tried to book them. We have. Many times. However, every time – we got the same answer. “We’re way too professional for a place like Inter Species Wrestling.”
Without any further explanation or hesitation – here is the video footage of their acceptance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYS1zAMGX1U (External Embedding Disabled)
On April 12 – the baddest team in all of wrestling will take on the most professional team in Canada – as the Badd Boys collide with Jagged and Shane Matthews – the team of 2.0! Mindblowing!
GOT BEEF?
We received a call this week, from a very irate Beef Wellington – who had several complaints about our latest DVD release – SLAMTASIA 2 (available at smartmarkvideo.com – where there is a sale going on right now). Most notable, were his complaints about the commentary track for his match against Giant Tiger – voiced by myself and Twiggy. Beef threatened me for comments made, and stated that he wished I was a wrestler – so that he could get me in the ring and put a good ol’ legal beating on me. However, that’ll never happen – as I am a fat kid, with no desire to step into the squared circle.
He then focused his rage on my commentary partner – the Twigster – requesting a match against him on April 12. Twiggy then stated that Wellington was just butt-hurt over the comments, because they were all true. He followed up by stating that he used the term “butt-hurt” to elaborate the fact that the comments made were mostly about Giant Tiger having intercourse with the butt of Beef Wellington – and it probably caused a little pain.
Beef was pissed. Match was signed. And here’s the pretty matchup graphic, made by my partner in crime – Matt Fortune!
IN CONCLUSION
We here at Inter Species Wrestling miss Philadelphia. Mostly Wawa.
Final release this Sunday! One more match! And an announcement?!
Stay tuned.
-Mike Rotch
El Presidente – Inter Species Wrestling
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