Results: ISW at the Vans Warped Tour in Montreal

The weather pretty much held up long enough for us to get ALL OF OUR MATCHES IN!!!

There was one slight change – as El Hijo Del Bamboo was unable to compete due to injury.

  1. Player Dos defeated Addy Starr with a huge frogsplash.
  2. Sexxxy Eddy defeated “The Urban Legend” – a masked jobber. Giant Tiger was the referee for this match, and he spoke into our megaphone the entire time. They hit an awesome double team “beautiful thing.”
  3. Badd Boys defeated the Incredible Hunks with the Badd Move.
  4. Flip defeated Stinky the Homeless Guy in the “Sin City Street Fight” to win the Other Title. The match was violent, and ended when Flip filled Stinky’s hat with lego, taped it to his head, and hit a piledriver for the 3 count. Flip also had his nose broken during the match, and is the second Other Champion in Inter Species Wrestling history.
  5. Moohammad the Terrorist Cow demanded that Flip lay down, and then pinned him for the title. Moohammad is the third Other Champion.
  6. Michael Von Payton pinned Twiggy after hitting his patented “mindbender” maneuver. An encounter just as good as their many meetings they had in the C*4 promtion (buy those DVDs). Twiggy gave it his all, but MVP‘s arsenal of backbreakers was far too much for the little guy.
  7. Rush defeated Moostafa with a tiger bomb. Moostafa‘s dancing was over with the crowd.
  8. Moohammad the Terrorist Cow defeated James Stone with a crazy lariat in his first ever defense of his newly won Other Title. The rain was coming down as this match happened, and the slick ropes caused Stone to take the nastiest spill I’ve ever seen, head first to the gravely ground below – when he attempted a moonsault. The crowd rallied behind James, as he somehow got back into the ring and finished the match.
  9. PCP Crazy F’n Manny defeated Beef Wellington in a hardcore match that involved chairs, a ladder, and a table – when he powerbombed Beef off the ladder, through the table.
  10. Player Uno successfully defended his Inter Species Title against (unbeaten former champion) Viking. Insane brawl, that saw Viking busted open early – as they fought amongst the hundreds of fans surrounding the ring. At one point, Viking removed his boots, and blasted Uno in the head with them. He then poured 2,000 thumbtacks into the ring, and attempted to double stomp Uno’s head into them – only for the champ to move outta the way, causing Viking to land on the thumbtacks…bare foot. Uno capitalized with his variation of the fire thunder driver into the tacks for the 3.