The show started with Michael Von Payton interrupting ring announcer Tony Barnes’ show introduction – talking himself up – and calling out the first “victim.” The crowd was shocked when Akuma came out, completely unannounced.
1) MVP def. Akuma via his “mindbender” finishing maneuver.
2) Moostafa def. Dan Barry with a top rope fisherman buster I called the “drink milk, love lifestyle”.
3) Glaad Badd def. Tuck Hanson in a match that had fans laughing, crying, and puking.
Post match – Brad and Chad Badd came out, beat the living fuck out of Glaad with their newly introduced son – Ricky Baddcliff. They then kicked the crap out of some fans all while yelling about how “the coloreds” refused to show up.
–Before intermission — The League interrupted a sponsor plug by the announcer. Giant Tiger gave him a pedigree, and probably impregnated the whore in the ladies’ room.
–Intermission saw an awesome set performed by Two Fisted Law.
4) Addy Starr def. Flip – keeping her streak alive.
5) Dasher Hatfield def. Bastian Snow in the New England Classic.
6) Beef Wellington def. Pinkie Sanchez – ending his string of bad luck, and “turning face” (as he called it) in the process.
7) Last Zombie Standing may have been ruled a no-contest as it seemed that Izzie Deadyet got legit hurt early in the match and had to be carried out.
8 ) Uno pinned Giant Tiger to win the “Kentucky Gangbang ’87″ match for Team Inter Species Wrestling. Match was fought under War Games rules, and saw many memorable moments – including dives from the top of the cage from both Twiggy and Giant Tiger – with Twiggy’s being out to the floor. Uno scored a measure of revenge, but I assure you all, this isn’t over.
Less than a week before we present our biggest show ever – EXACT CHANGE ONLY – we’re proud to announce our latest venture – Inter Species Wrestling ON DEMAND!
It’s been clear to us for a little while that the future of media distribution is online. You know it, we know it, etc. Instead of fighting the future and sticking to our guns, we’ve decided to just accept it. As such, ISW On Demand was born.
ISW On Demand is currently in its infancy: content will be added regularly, and small fixes will be made as the errors are found. Bare with us as we grow. We eventually hope to be able to provide our entire catalog, every match and show, to you within a few clicks.
Right now, we have our Pre-show Special for Exact Change Only online for you to watch for free, along with our famed Fans Bring the Lego Deathmatch between Stinky the Homeless Guy and Flip from last year’s “4 Years of This?!” event. You can also purchase two week rentals, and unlimited rentals, of our last event “Slamtasia 3″ right now.
Be sure to check it out now. If you have any issues with the site, e-mail our admin over there – admin@iswondemand.com – and a response (hopefully with a fix) will get to you ASAP. With that said – go rent and buy some shit!
Folks, we are proud to announce that an agreement has been made in regards to the main event at EXACT CHANGE ONLY on September 4, 2010.
First, a timeline of the events leading up to this match. This will be long. I apologize in advance.
-August 23, 2009 – “4 Years of This” – Giant Tiger is granted an open contract to face anyone on the roster as a payment for his appearance. The gingerbread man challenges Inter Species Wrestling founder Mike Rotch in the opening moments of the show. Rotch declines, and GT announces that he’ll be sorry.
Later that night, Player Uno successfully defends his title against El Generico in a stellar main event. Post-match saw the following:
-In
the weeks leading up to the next show – “SLAMTASIA 3″ – Giant Tiger made a number of disturbing phone calls to Inter Species Wrestling management – making false claims of sexual encounters with their loved ones, among other things. Also mentioned was the fact that he would not grant Player Uno a rematch at SLAMTASIA 3 in Danbury, CT. Nor would Uno get to exact his revenge on Sexxxy Eddy, as he wouldn’t be present for the show.
It was also during this time period that Giant Tiger became embroiled in a war of words with one Steven “The Turtle” Weiner. Turtle would go on to issue a challenge to Giant Tiger, which the champ accepted – thinking nothing of Weiner. It was also announced that Player Uno would take on Eddie Kingston in a first ever singles encounter.
-April 3, 2010 – “SLAMTASIA 3″ – Giant Tiger and Turtle finally face off in a match that has been described in many ways, but we’ll just say it was a see-saw battle. A war of attrition, if you will. Just when Weiner believed he had the upper hand, and was looking to finish the champion off – Eddie Kingston entered the picture, sending Turtle crashing to the mat – where he fell victim to a brutal 2-on-1 beatdown. It was then revealed that Kingston, or “Kingman” as Giant Tiger refers to him, was the newest member of his League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,
This announcement was added incentive for Player Uno to defeat Kingston in that night’s main event. After a brawl that went all over the building, including outside – Player Uno rocked the Last of a Dying Breed with 2 consecutive falcon punches, before scoring the pinfall victory. There was no celebration, however – as Giant Tiger hit the ring, and Uno suffered the same fate as Steven Weiner. Outnumbered and beaten down – Uno was then subject to a woman from the audience grinding on his face
at the behest of the League.
Uno would later vow revenge, and tell anyone who would listen that the woman’s womanly region smelled of sour cream and onion potato chips.
-July 10, 2010 – Vans Warped Tour – Uno would finally get his hands on Sexxxy Eddy. The two men brawled out of the entrance way to start things off, and it never let up. Inside the ring. Outside the ring. In the crowd. They fought everywhere – with Uno finally scoring a measure of revenge by defeating Eddy.
Post-match saw Eddy attack Uno, leading to a chair wielding Twiggy to make the save.
Twiggy later told our cameras that he was tired of the League’s tactics, and that from now on – he has Uno’s back.
Giant Tiger no-showed his scheduled title defense at Warped for reasons we’re still unsure of.
THE MAIN EVENT
The minute the date for EXACT CHANGE ONLY was made official weeks ago – we started working on this main event. We figured that, based on everything listed above, it’d only make sense to attempt to sign the rematch between Giant Tiger and Player Uno. The former champion is always entitled to a rematch, which he has yet to receive. We spoke to Giant Tiger’s agent – Billy Tony – hoping to make the match official.
Giant Tiger refused.
We then pitched a tag team match, pitting Sexxxy Eddy and Giant Tiger against the team of Player Uno and Twiggy.
Giant Tiger refused again, stating that he’d only take part in a match if both Eddy and “the Kingman” were involved too.
We then got in contact with Player Uno, informing him of the dirty zookeeper’s demand. Uno responded, saying that he doesn’t care who the champion brings, or what demands he makes. He and Twiggy would find a third man, and they’d take on the League at EXACT CHANGE ONLY – however, he made a demand of his own.
A call was made to Billy Tony, informing him that his client’s demand was accepted. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen – composed of Eddy Kingston, Sexxxy Eddy, and current Inter Species Champion – Giant Tiger – would take on the team of Player Uno, Twiggy, and a partner to be chosen by them in the next few weeks. Billy seemed pleased, and when we mentioned that Uno had a demand of his own in regards to the match – he stated that “no matter what the demand may be – we accept it. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen will be in full force for the first time ever on September 4, 2010 – and we will come out on top, as we always do.”
The call ended as they always do, with them hanging up on us. Hanging up before Uno’s demand was revealed. See, he’s sick of the League, and their cowardly ways. Attacking from behind, outnumbering people, and whatnot. He wanted to make sure that in a 3 on 3 situation, with the odds even, nobody else could make their way out to the ring to screwr
that up. Not Billy Tony. Not Meatball. Not Alan4L. Nobody.
Player Uno requested that the match take place in the confines of a steel cage.
Request granted.
On Saturday night, September 4, 2010 – in our main event – we will see The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen vs. Player Uno, Twiggy, and a partner – in a STEEL CAGE.
Rules, regulations, and the sixth man to be announced soon.
Giant Tiger also made the following demands, in regards to this match :
Time and time again, I’ve written these things – and when it came time to announce the match for the Badd Boys, it’d read the same. They were issuing another “BAAAAAADD CHALLENGE” to any team with the nuts to step up.
This time, it’s a little different.
A successful debut at SLAMTASIA 3 added to The Osirian Portal’s reputation of being THE team wherever they go. They decided that in order to gain that reputation in Inter Species Wrestling – they had to take on the best we had to offer. Knowing of Brad and Chad’s undefeated record – they reversed the roles, and challenged the identical twins to a match on September 4.
The Badds, of course, accepted – but don’t take kindly to people thinking they could come onto their turf to attempt to knock them off.
Can Ophidian and Amasis become THE team in Inter Species Wrestling? Or will they have themselves a badddd day?
DESPERATE TIMES
Pinkie Sanchez
is an exciting young talent out of the New York City area. While incredibly gifted when it comes to his in-ring abilities – Sanchez has wrestled 2 matches in Inter Species Wrestling, and lost them both.
Beef Wellington
is an extremely bitter individual. He currently holds the longest losing streak in Inter Species Wrestling history – which includes being defeated 7 times in one night by Addy Starr at SLAMTASIA 3.
At EXACT CHANGE ONLY – they will square off in a match where one man’s losing streaks will come to an end, while the other will likely stick a gun in his mouth.
As per usual, anyone who orders in advance gains first entry into the venue.
And let’s not forget – a portion of every ticket sold will go towards helping our pals at H.E.L.P. For Pets!
CARD SO FAR
MAIN EVENT – Steel Cage – The League’s Eddie Kingston, Sexxxy Eddy, Giant Tiger vs. Player Uno, Twiggy, ?? Last Zombie Standing – Zombified vs. Izzie Deadyet New England Classic – Dasher Hatfield vs. Bastian Snow Badds Challenged?! – The Osirian Portal vs. The Badd Boys Desperate Times – Pinkie Sanchez vs. Beef Wellington
Plus – a live performance from Two Fisted Law, and tons more!
Stay tuned for more info!
-Mike Rotch El Presidente – Inter Species Wrestling
The Dub-Cast starts its illustrious run with Matt Ryan & Ben Gordon joined by ISW President Mike Rotch.
They discuss some of the key events that are bringing us to Exact Change Only on September 4th at the Heirloom Arts theater in Danbury Connecticut. A run down of the matches for the show so far and why you… yes you should get your tickets now!!
Also the boys discuss the legend of Stinky the Homeless Guy, Bastian Snow and a whole lot more!
With Warped Tour 2010 and the CLASH NPCI 2010 Tournament in the books, we at Inter Species Wrestling are proud to announce our return to the Heirloom Arts Theatre in lovely Danbury, Connecticut as we present our next extravaganza – titled “Exact Change Only” – on Saturday, September 4, 2010.
Card info will be released over the next few weeks – but from what we know already – this WILL be the biggest Inter Species Wrestling show yet.
H.E.L.P. US?
Inter Species Wrestling are ALSO proud to announce a partnership with Danbury’s H.E.L.P. For Pets organization. As part of this partnership – ticket prices will be only slightly increased, with proceeds going towards the animal fostering organization.
The new price will be $16 per person, thus explaining the title of the show. You can give us three fives, and a single. Or even a ten, a five, and a single. Sixteen singles? Sixty quarters! Just don’t give us a twenty, or we’ll be less than pleased.
…unless you decide to donate the change to the cause, of course. Then we’d like you. Alot.
We will also be having a few raffles, as well as a donation jar, at the show in order to put more money into H.E.L.P.
Our Canadian distributor – Fortune Video Editing – recently experienced a pretty serious system crash. We’ve been informed that their website will be relaunched in the near future – so watch out for that.
In the meantime – our DVDs are available via our friends at smartmarkvideo.com.
We have alot of friends.
Stay tuned for more info!
-Mike Rotch El Presidente – Inter Species Wrestling
Ladies and germs, a first ever encounter will take place on July 10, 2010 as current reigning Inter Species Title holder – Giant Tiger – is set to defend against the lovely, but dangerous, Addy Starr.
Coming off 7 straight wins, all in one night – Starr only felt that it was right to contact Inter Species Wrestling management, requesting a shot at the title. The champion accepted without hesitation – both shocking and scaring us. He then stated that it’ll be an easy defense, because Addy is a member of the “weaker sex.”
Boy, is he ever in for a surprise…
ALMOST A YEAR IN THE MAKING…
Former Inter Species Champion – Player Uno – will finally get his hands on the man responsible for costing him his title – Sexxxy Eddy. Due to the circumstances surrounding this match – it will be contested under “NO HOLDS BARRED” regulations. Wait…wouldn’t that mean there are no regulations? Whatever.
BADD CHALLENGE – PART 12,654!
‘Nuff said!
IWS TITLE ACTION!
Newly crowned champion – The Green Phantom makes his first appearance on an Inter Species Wrestling card – defending his title against the boss, former IWS champion – PCP Crazy F’n Manny!
ALSO APPEARING!
INFO
On Saturday, July 10 – Inter Species Wrestling makes it’s return to Parc Jean-Drapeau for the tour’s Montreal stop. come check us our between sets on the major stage(s) for tons of super-fun pro wrestling action…and hopefully less rain than last year.
We caught up with Twiggy and his partner Bastian Snow last night – and they had the following to say in regards to CLASH Wrestling’s NPCI 2010 Tournament!
It is with great regret that we must announce that our appearance on the Vans Warped Tour stop in Hartford, Connecticut is officially canceled.
We attempted to work it out, so that the show could still go on – but no dice. This decision was completely out of our hands – and likely made before our attempt to appeal.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused our fans.
On a brighter note – not only are we still appearing on the Montreal stop – but we are also working hard to secure a date for our next Connecticut show.
Stay tuned for more in the coming weeks!
-Mike Rotch El Presidente – Inter Species Wrestling
Inter Species Wrestling is proud to announce that SLAMTASIA 3 will officially be released on DVD next week!
-The Osirian Portal vs. The Walking Dead
-The Badd Boys issue another BADDDDD Challenge.
-Addy Starr vs. Beef Wellington
-Flip vs. Moostafa
-Moohammad the Terrorist Cow defends his Other Title against Dasher Hatfield.
-Frankie Arion vs. Cecil Nyx
-Giant Tiger defends the Inter Species Title against Steven “The Turtle” Weiner
-El Hijo Del Bamboo vs. Pinkie Sanchez vs. Twiggy vs. Stinky the Homeless Guy in a 4-Way Elimination Bout.
-Eddie Kingston vs. Player Uno
PLUS! Music videos, promos, and other awesome extras!
