Archive for February 8th, 2010

SLAMTASIA 3 – KINGSTON vs. UNO, BADD CHALLENGE, MOOHAMMAD vs. AMERICA

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Inter Species Wrestling Press Release:

For Immediate Release:

Mike Rotch
Inter Species Wrestling
http://www.interspecieswrestling.com

KINGSTON vs. UNO

Last week, we stated the obvious in announcing that on April 3 – in Danbury, CT – Eddie Kingston will make his Inter Species Wrestling debut.  (Yes, we know.  He was on the flyer.  Are you done?) What we didn’t announce was who he’d be facing that night at SLAMTASIA 3.  Well, last week – it was also announced that Giant Tiger would not grant Player Uno a rematch for his title, leaving the former/longest reigning Inter Species Champion without a match.

We thought about it.  Fans have seen Uno receive beatdowns from some fierce competitors in the past – like Kevin Steen, El Generico, and Hallowicked.  And now, no longer a champion – an extremely frustrated 8-bit luchador is looking for a fight.  Why not put him in there against someone who will bring him one?

At SLAMTASIA 3 – we present a first time singles encounter – as Player Uno takes on “The Last of a Dying Breed” – Eddie Kingston.

Words from the King.

Inter Species Wrestling – SLAMTASIA 3 – Eddie Kingston

…BADD CHALLENGE…

Seems like I end up writing the same thing every show, but on April 3 – The Badd BoysBrad and Chad
will once again roll into Connecticut looking for a fight.  The foul
mouthed, chain smoking, biker-slut banging identical twins have once
again issued an open challenge to anyone with the nuts to get in the
ring with them.

Who will it be?  Only time will tell.

Come see the Badds are they’re meant to be seen on April 3, at the Heirloom Arts Theatre.

MOOHAMMAD vs. AMERICA

Reigning Other Champion – Moohammad the Terrorist Cow
- will defend his title for the second time on American soil in
Danbury, Connecticut.  Who against?  We can’t tell you.  Why?  Well,
because we don’t know yet.

Our official American Ambassador – John Maestro – hit us up, stating that he felt that since the mad-bombing bovine hates America so much (as he stated during his match against Stinky in East Hartford, CT in ’09)
- he should face his foe, and take on an American born wrestler on
April 3, 2010.  We thought this idea was fantastic, and asked Maestro
to find us the most American wrestler he could.

We want a man who represents the hard work ethic, the apple pie, the stars, the stripes, and all that jazz.

As of yet, a suitable opponent has not been found.  If you’d like to help Maestro with his search – send all suggestions to info@interspecieswrestling.com.

CARD SO FAR

First Time Ever – Player Uno vs. Eddie Kingston
Inter Species Title – Giant Tiger (c) vs. “no f*ckin’ idea.”
Other Title – Moohammad the Terrorist Cow (c) vs. America?
Badd Challenge – The Badd Boys vs. Huh
Fatal 4 Way – Twiggy vs. El Hijo Del Bamboo vs. Stinky the Homeless Guy vs. Pinkie Sanchez

Stay tuned for more in the coming weeks!

-Mike Rotch
El Presidente – Inter Species Wrestling

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